As we don't have a written response for this month (yet),
we have come up with another solution.

Just like the public transport system,
we like to believe that The Little Con can take people somewhere.

So, just like the public transport system,
we have decided to formally publish our performance results.

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For monthly improvisations:
Delivery - 100%
(there was a performance every month)
Punctuality - 95%
(we don't start that late!)

For written responses to the little con:
Delivery - 95.45%
(We have writing for 10 months out of 11,
and in fact 2 pieces of writing for one month,
and we just started a blog - have you seen that yet)
Punctuality - 49%
(oh well, you can't win them all,
and this was mostly waiting on other people,
not our fault!)

If you feel you are eligable to claim performative improvisation compensation, for any thresholds we may not have met (though we reserve the right not to tell you what they are or if they even exist),
then contact our complaints department on:
do.you.really.think.this.is.going.to.go.anywhere@i.think.not.com